tylerghardin's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[Mercury]

the next thing you know it'll be men marrying cars, and cars going to the same bathroom. world's going to hell in a hand basket. i miss the old days.

[Cutting Teeth]

this could be improved if you aimlessly jammed without any structure. but so far as pop work goes, it's still second-rate. 1 star.

[Magic Touch]

eh, not your best. i preferred your work with walter becker

[Back Down Again]

this sucks. you're a failure and you'll never be good at anything. this is a disgrace to art and humanity.

[On The Glass Edge]

hey man this sounds great. great job. reminded me a lot of system of a down in the intro, but really took on an avenged sevenfold-type turn as it evolved. i hope that isn't an insult (i know they have lots of haters) - i really liked that band (still sorta do). it sounds like some cool stuff off their 2007 record.

PirateCrab responds:

SOAD as if haha, never thought I'd have my stuff compared to them haha, but that's awesome! Not an insult at all, I used to be a big fan back in the day :) Thanks a lot dude!